Mattukenobaka Demotivational Poster
JAPAN - gets shit done.
MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.
WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.
HEDY LAMARR 1913-2000 - Scientist, inventor, mathematician. . .oh, yeah, and movie star. Biggest contributions: frequency hopping (lead to wireless) & 'The Female Animal.' They just don't make 'em like that any more.
ANGER - Homey don't play dat.
FRIENDS - It's the moments like this that you'll treasure forever.
ILLEGAL ALIENS - "Whar all de white wimmen at?"
IMAGE ON A CLOTHES IRON - She claims it's Jesus. I think it's the Predator. Choose wisely: your life (and soul) are at stake.
CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.
THEY SEE ME MOWIN' - they hatin' patrollin' try to catch my bvd's dirty
THE LAVA PEOPLE - They walk among us.
OUR FLAG - "We identify the flag with almost everything we hold dear on earth. . ." - Calvin Coolidge C'mere, dear. . .I wanna 'hold' ya a while. . .
CLEOPATRA IS NO MORE. - Elizabeth Taylor 1932-2011 R.I.P.
PETER FALK - 1927-2011 Goodbye, Colombo. . .
DEATH - "I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.